This is me, you can take it or leave~

hi, i'm kirsten.

(+likes+) music, tumblr, boys, photography, art, light colours, staying up late, parties, hearts♥ (-dislikes-) liars, cheaters, players, school, parents, waking up early.

i'm 14, straight, singleeeeeeee
~ Tuesday, May 29 ~
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soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t


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ruinedchildhood:

Remember the iCarly episode when Carly and Freddie have sex?

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~ Sunday, May 27 ~
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wowfunniestposts: what a funny blog

wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog

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  • Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

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~ Saturday, May 26 ~
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tltty:

this is my black friend with duct tape on her mouth

this was her after ripping off the tape

and this is her after she found out i was taking pictures


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  • me: skips song by favorite band on ipod
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: *feels guilty*
  • me: *presses rewind*
  • me: ok no i'm sorry mommy's here

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~ Friday, May 25 ~
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~ Thursday, May 24 ~
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~ Wednesday, May 23 ~
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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

  • Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

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des-ired: so much respect for you jb <3

des-ired:

so much respect for you jb <3


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des-ired: so much respect for you jb &lt;3

des-ired:

so much respect for you jb <3


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~ Tuesday, May 22 ~
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shalahvong: bwandoncastillo: princeofdoki: sassy-tomatoes: darkurges: brrave: nebleb: THE DESTROYER  omfG omfG reblogging because of that omfg aITS BACK I just had to. omg. fa;ldksjfiemfcl;askdjfaslkdjf OMGFFFFFFFF

shalahvong:

bwandoncastillo:

princeofdoki:

sassy-tomatoes:

darkurges:

brrave:

nebleb:

THE DESTROYER 

omfG

omfG

reblogging because of that omfg

aITS BACK

I just had to. omg.

fa;ldksjfiemfcl;askdjfaslkdjf OMGFFFFFFFF

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